*Note: This joke may backfire if not equipped with local knowledge.
Last nights party animal male of forty woke up from his drunken stupor in another part of town. Digging into his pocket he came up with only $2. He needed to catch the public bus to get back home. With the recent rise in public bus fare what he got wasn’t enough. Cursing his luck and head ache. He waited around just in case he spotted anyone he knows to top up his money, but since he was in a another part of town, it was unlikely.
So when the next bus came to stop he hopped in. The Bus conductor started to collect the fares. When the bus conductor came to him he handed the $2 to the conductor avoiding eye contact and having sudden interest of the passing streets outside.
“Ahem”, bus conductor cleared his throat and tapped his shoulder. ‘Brada, you only gave me $2. The bus fare is now $4 for adults and $2 for students.
“Seeehh…I know that!”, the accused hissed back. “I’m a former student.
